and she funny

October 8, 2009


ms. badu lets me follow her tweets.

this morning she posted some funny jokes.

i wanted to share.


. yo mama so fat she eats wheat thicks.


. yo mama so dirty … the trash took HER out.


. ya mommas so ugly she needs a ticket to get OUT the zoo.


. your family so poor when they went to take a family portrait,

     the photographer said  CHEESE .. and they all stood in line.

. yo mama is so dumb that when she read on the bottle “chill before opening “,

      she went and sat down.


. yo mama so dumb she picked up a carton of juice at the store that said

   CONCENTRATE  so she put her finger on her chin.



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